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  1.      !WARNING!   !DANGER!   !ACHTUNG!   !PELIGRO!   !AVERTISSMENT!
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  4. This file may contain material which is unsuitable for minors and United
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  30. The remainder of this file may contain bytes that are deemed "obscene,
  31. lewd, lascivious, filthy, or indecent".
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  54. ... Bill of Rights:  Void where Prohibited by Law
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  56.  When they took the fourth amendment, I was quiet because I didn't deal drugs.
  57.  When they took the sixth amendment, I was quiet because I was innocent.
  58.  When they took the second amendment, I was quiet because I didn't own a gun.
  59.  Now they've taken the first amendment, and I can say nothing about it.
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  63. .. Politics: n. from the Greek "poly"=many; "tics"=ugly, bloodsucking parasites
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  77.    * QMPro 1.52 * I object to sex on TV.  I keep falling off!
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  80.                      __| |__
  81.                     / / | \ \
  82.                        / /  |  \ \
  83.              ___              |___________|
  84.          /|     / |o\___         |_____________|
  85.         ( (  __/| |     D         |           |
  86.          \ \/  \ \/_\__/          | /       \ |
  87.           \     \_/______-|  _    |    ___    |    _
  88.           /       _______ | | \___|   /   \   |___/ |
  89.          |       /       -| |        | / \ |        |
  90.           \     L_ooooo    [|        | \ / |        |]
  91.            \   /      ooo   |  ___    \___/    ___  |
  92.         | / |       ooo |_/   | | |    | | |  \_|
  93.         | | |         oooo \\ | | | || | | |
  94.         | | |           oooo\\| | | || | | |
  95.         | | |            ooooo| | | || | | |
  96.         | | |               oo| | | || | | |
  97.         | | |                o| | | || | | |
  98.            |___| |. ..\\/./ ..__//|____________|___\//.. . \/...
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  101.        _U o\--
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  105.      \_/    /-\\-U o\__
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  107.        |  /|  /  ||
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  116.      \ _ /      /-\\-U  0\___
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  145.          C   .---_)             C    (##)
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  147.           |   \__/             \    (#)
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  149.         /   \     \             ooooo
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  152.         (    \       \      /  /  /     \
  153.          \    \       \   /  /`\_`\_ )\  >
  154.          / \   \       )/  /   (     |/ /
  155.         /    \\\\`     |""     |  .  ,,/
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  164.           (__--___-            /'/'/'
  165.                        "'""
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  175.   // @@@ \\
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  177.   \\*)^(*//
  178.    (o) (o)
  179.     ) . (
  180.    (  v  )
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  191.          /  /     \     \_  _/     /     \  \
  192.         /  /       \     ~()~     /       \  \
  193.        / /           \ ___/\___ /           \ \
  194.       oooO                                  Oooo
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  202.              ~~ \ `-' / ~~
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  204.                _~~~        ~~~_
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  214.      _/ ,_)        \     v         v     /        (_. \_
  215.     <__/            \         ~         /            \__>
  216.              \       (!)       /
  217.               \      ,^.      /
  218.                `-__-'   `-__-'
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  220. It's IMPOSSIBLE to dress         ,''(~x x. .
  221. too provocatively.               ;  ,:~ ~x.x.x.
  222.           _..            _:  (  ~.~~.~x
  223.        ,^^-. /^^^^\        {      .  .~ x ~x .
  224.      /^^**; |^^**^^^\      /     . \   .  .
  225.        /^^)'  -|^,'  \^^/ - _ /    /  \ \
  226.      /^,)     |^^)    \^        /      '\ \
  227.   ._/ !     ._/ !      ` -____/          `,\___
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